Who the hell irons a towel?
Seriously, I’ve never seen that, once, in my entire life. Why would you do that? Would she iron socks, too? Or bras? I don’t think we should stop there; why doesn’t she iron washcloths and doilies? Or her curtains? WHY IS SHE DOING THAT
WAIT WHY IS SHE IRONING ANYTHING IN A LIBRARY WHO DOES THAT WHY IS SHE THERE